whoranpls:

Dance party?

No I just found this ipod lying around. 

(Source: acehorans)


I heAR YOU HEART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS LA L ALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. 




roryhoran:

Wicked little bastard, always using your body to get you things. And you’re irresponsible on top of that, you’ve not much going for you, Ace. I’ll be waiting for that glitter.

Oh well this sick bod got me into quite a couple of things, even got me a suit and a butt grab by a beautiful business man. I’m living in the fast lane. Yes wait for the glitter. In the mean time any amazing adventures experience by the almost amazing Rory? 

(Source: acehorans)


roryhoran:

Flash a bit of tit, did you? Tsk, tsk, you naughty little boy. A fairy without glitter? What has the world come to? Jesus, can’t believe I’m living in such a place.

Oh yes than and a little innuendo and voila! No ticket. Oh I left my fairy uniform in California. You’ll have to wait until then, hope is not yet lost. 

(Source: acehorans)


roryhoran:

The sexy police are busy, they said they’d come later, though. Hi? That’s all you’ve got? C’mon, now.

Ah the sexy police, I charmed myself out of a parking ticket, life’s good. Yeah I wish I could throw glitter in you face but I don’t have any at the moment. 

(Source: acehorans)



roryhoran:

Chat.

Ew it’s Rory alert the authorities. Hi. 

(Source: acehorans)